Grumpy Cat

This cat is paws-itively unenthused.

Some people get excited about birthdays. This cat? It’s got better things to do—like licking its own behind and raiding the cake. The front cover of this hilarious birthday card shows a pair of mischievous paws reaching for a slice of cake, begrudgingly taking time out of its very important schedule (of napping and ignoring you) to wish you a PURRfect birthday.

Flip it open, and BAM—the grumpiest party cat pops up, perched on a messy table with a half-eaten cake, and paw prints everywhere. With a tiny birthday hat, a judgmental stare, and absolutely zero enthusiasm.

This feline guest-of-honor makes it clear: it showed up, now leave it alone.

Perfect Occasions:
Funny birthday cards for cat lovers, sassy gag gifts for friends, coworkers, or anyone who appreciates a little side-eye with their celebrations. Ideal for pet parents, grumpy old women, or men, and anyone whose love language is passive aggressive affection.

What’s Inside:

• Card size: 5” x 7” (13cm x 18cm)
• Envelope size: 5” x 7” (13cm x 18cm)
• Note card for handwritten message: 4” x 6” (10cm x 15cm)
• Front cover: Text reading, “TAKING TIME OUT OF MY BUSY DAY TO WISH YOU A PURRFECT BIRTHDAY.”
• Inside of card: 3D pop up of cat licking his behind. Text reading “HAPPY BIRTHDAY.