Happy Birthday Prick

Must…...protect...ego...at all…….cost.

Happy Birthday Prick is a hysterical 3D greeting card celebrating the offensive ash-hole who likes to swing big prick energy around a room. The front cover reads, “Happy Birthday Prick”. The inside features a pop up desert cactus wearing a cone hat while holding a birthday balloon. No surprise here—that balloon is being popped like the spirit of those within this button-pusher’s reach. Give the giggly prick something to laugh at other than you.

Strict social distancing recommended with this thorny insult factory.

Perfect Occasions:
Funny birthday cards for friend, rude birthday cards for him/her, best offensive greeting cards for husband/wife, best insulting birthday cards for boyfriend or girlfriend, and more.

What’s Inside:

• Card size: 5” x 7” (13cm x 18cm)
• Envelope size: 5” x 7” (13cm x 18cm)
• Note card for handwritten message: 4” x 6” (10cm x 15cm)
• Front cover: Text reads, “Happy Birthday Prick”
• Inside of card: Pop up desert cactus w/ popping bday balloon