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  • Funny birthday card featuring a gray tabby cat surrounded by confetti, with the text #5 cares too much. Have a purr-fect birthday!.
  • Celebrate with a hilarious card! It shows a gray tabby cat wearing a birthday hat, with the caption 4 out of 5 cats don't care that it's your birthday.
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  • A person writes a message on a notepaper that reads Happy Birthday, You Are Amazing with an envelope nearby on the table. The envelope is labeled as 7 inches wide and 5 inches tall, and the notepaper is from DirtyPop, adding a personalized touch
  • A collection of colorful and humorous pop-up greeting cards displayed on a white cabinet, with the slogan Everyday Cards for Your Kind of People above them. Hashtags #ShareALaugh and #DPC are also featured, along with a vase of flowers

Purrfect Birthday

$10.00 USD
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This cat needs a diapurr right meow.

Our hiss-terical pop up birthday card, Purrfect Day, is a cat lover’s weirdest dream come true. The front cover features a doe-eyed puss marginally interested in celebrating yet another birthday. It reads, “4 out of 5 cats don’t care that it’s your birthday.” The inside of the card continues, “#5 cares too much. Have a purr-fect birthday!” This is where an enthusiastic 3D feline shows love the only way it knows how—by lifting tail and showing off its a**hole. Cat people know. Get a big laugh with this hilariously offensive birthday card.

9 out of 10 agree: It’s better to clean up confetti farts than tug clumpy rubber bands out their back door.

Perfect Occasions:
Funny birthday cards for cat lovers & ladies, hilarious gag gift birthday cards for husband/wife, best impolite 3D joke greeting cards for boyfriend/girlfriend, happy fucking birthday for her/him, and more.

What’s Inside:

  • Card size: 5” x 7” (13cm x 18cm)
  • Envelope size: 5” x 7” (13cm x 18cm)
  • Note card for handwritten message: 4” x 6” (10cm x 15cm)
  • Front cover: Text - “4 out of 5 cats don’t care that it’s your birthday.”
  • Inside of card: Funny pop up cat farting confetti with text, “#5 cares too much. Have a purr-fect birthday!”

 

  • A pop-up card featuring a 3D design of a hand showing the middle finger, surrounded by smaller printed illustrations of the same gesture on a white background with a yellow border. The card has a bold, cheeky message.
  • A bright yellow greeting card with the word Hey! written in bold black lettering. The simple, eye-catching design conveys a casual and playful tone.
  • A smiling woman holds a pop-up card with a 3D hand showing the middle finger while playfully mimicking the gesture herself. She is sitting outdoors at a wooden table, creating a humorous and light-hearted scene.
  • A pop-up card with a 3D hand showing the middle finger is open on a marble surface. Next to it, a bright yellow card reads Hey! in bold black letters, creating a humorous and cheeky greeting.
  • A person writes a message on a notepaper that reads Happy Birthday, You Are Amazing with an envelope nearby on the table. The envelope is labeled as 7 inches wide and 5 inches tall, and the notepaper is from DirtyPop, adding a personalized touch
  • A collection of colorful and humorous pop-up greeting cards displayed on a white cabinet, with the slogan Everyday Cards for Your Kind of People above them. Hashtags #ShareALaugh and #DPC are also featured, along with a vase of flowers

Hey, Fuck You

$10.00 USD

Everyone knows being an a**hole is how to make people like you. Especially those equally rude  f**kers on your level.

Well, now you can make good relationships better by giving this insulting 3D joke card. A very loud “Hey!” on the front cover of this offensive greeting card gets the attention of any idiot. As  the dumbass reading this card grins with anticipation, watch gleefully as this it delivers it’s rudest blow–a shocking pop up middle finger that says “f**k you” in no uncertain terms. Trust...you’ll get the jaw-dropping gasp you’re after.

If they don’t like your card (they will), tell ‘em they can sit on it (they *probably* won’t).

Perfect Occasions:
Happy fucking birthday for best friend, funny anniversary card for husband or wife, inappropriate breakup card for ex-boyfriend or ex-girlfriend, rude greeting card for him or her, offensive greeting card for men/man or women/woman, anonymous prank card, impolite gag gift for newlyweds, and more.

What's Inside: 

  • Card size: 5” x 7” (13cm x 18cm)
  • Envelope size: 5” x 7” (13cm x 18cm)
  • Note card for handwritten message: 4” x 6” (10cm x 15cm)
  • “Hey!” printed in loud font on front cover
  • Inside of card reveals 3D pop up middle finger

Over 2,000 - 5 Stars Rating

Charissa

This is an awesome card. Going to give it to my husband for our anniversary. I assume it will render him speechless.😄

Brian

INCREDIBLE.
MY BOYFRIEND WOULDNT PUT IT DOWN FOR DAYS.

Chuck

These cards are genius! Can't wait to send and can't wait for the reaction when it arrives! Easy transaction and fast service/shipping. THANK YOU!

A person wearing a red shirt holds an open 3D pop-up greeting card featuring a happy Labrador wearing a protective cone. The dog sits in a colorful garden filled with vibrant red, white, and yellow flowers, along with blue butterflies. The bright outdoor setting enhances the cheerful and heartwarming design of the card
A person holds an open pop-up card featuring a T-Rex skeleton wearing a party hat, with fossil illustrations on a beige background. The card is positioned above a table with a handwritten note and a pen nearby.

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