Sorry, did someone say hot dog eating contest?

That Wiener is a hilariously cheeky 3D greeting card for when their personality is tops, but their pocket meat makes you weak. The front cover features ketchup and mustard adorably drawing the shape of a heart with a message reading, “I love your personality but…” The message completes inside, reading “that wiener is something else.” Sealing the deal on this dirty little penis pun, a hot dog in a basket pops up, dripping with condiments. Whether you’re looking for a big laugh or a quick strip-me-n-dick-me, you can’t go wrong with this 3D greeting card.

If you like how his hog hits your buns, add to cart.

Perfect Occasions:
Dirty penis-themed cards for boyfriend, funny Anniversary cards for husband, adult 3D greeting cards for couples, cheeky gag gifts for spouse, offensive birthday cards for him, and more.

What’s Inside:

• Card size: 5” x 7” (13cm x 18cm)
• Envelope size: 5” x 7” (13cm x 18cm)
• Note card for handwritten message: 4” x 6” (10cm x 15cm)
• Front cover: Heart with text, “I love your personality but…”
• Inside of card: Pop up hot dog with text, “that wiener is something else”

They may not be a puzzle master, but the way they fit into your life is downright sinful, like a tight piece sliding into a forbidden place.

The front of this card rocks the vintage vibes of an aging love letter coupled with a heartwarming message: "You may not be perfect... but you're perfect for me." Crack it open, and surprise! A floating heart-shaped puzzle bed pops up, with two 3D pop up puzzle pieces hilariously completing each other in the naughtiest way possible. The card returns to sweetness with a loving message of “You complete me”. It’s the perfect blend of sweet and naughty.

Have fun re-enacting this naughty “puzzle style” position. Don’t be surprised when someone starts screaming out “complete me harder”!

Perfect Occasions:
Funny anniversary cards for boyfriend or girlfriend, naughty 3D greeting cards for spouses, dirty 3D Valentine's Day cards for him or her, 3D greeting cards for husband or wife, best anniversary cards for lovers and more…

What’s Inside:

• Card size: 5” x 7” (13cm x 18cm)
• Envelope size: 5” x 7” (13cm x 18cm)
• Note card for handwritten message: 4” x 6” (10cm x 15cm)
• Front cover: Text reading, “You may not be perfect… but you’re perfect for me”
• Inside of card: Text reading, “You complete me”